Top Gear Sets Top Lap Time in 'Silly, Ugly' Apollo S Gumpert

The Apollo S Gumpert is named like a German intestinal disease, looks like it was designed by SEGA of Japan, and seems to be even scarier to handle than a Konesiegg filled with Spitzer-quality whores—which incidentally would just be one woman, or two anorexic ones sharing a seat. Despite this, the Stig works his way through Richard Hammond's feeble modifications and pilots the Gumpert to Top Gear's fastest lap time. Shortly afterwards, fiberglass body kit sales tripled in the United States, yet AWD 500+ horsepower cars saw very little increase in sales. Go figure.